Sputnick

Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.

Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.

by Gio April 21, 2004

sputnick

an old russian satelite, was one of the reasons for the heightened space race.

guy one- shit dude, i heard the russians launched a satelite

guy two-yea the paper said it was called sputnick.

by GI JOES SON July 25, 2006

sputnick

a stupid dickhead whos eats spoof

by f February 17, 2003

sputnick

term for sublingual delivery of psychedelics, coined by psychenauts.
also shortened to its acronym SPUT and stands for Small Piece Under Tongue
generally of a subhallucinogenic doseage of mushrooms, but can also be taken to mean a small piece of paper or sugar cube

" hold that sputnick for 5 minutes or until its dissolved befor chewing or spitting it out"

by effinrit February 19, 2021

Sputnick

noun
communist for Spigot

or
noun
vulgar communist slang for a cock (the chicken), any guy called dick, or a girthy penis

note, language may say ;english but it's actually communist

russian dude: look sputnick
please don't ask why they named a satellite after a spigot, idk (no one does)
also see Potato, communist potato

by !@#$%^&*&!^%#@@*&!$^* VII April 30, 2021

Mark Greg Sputnik

A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.

Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.

by Saucemuffin January 20, 2011

don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

by keepexploring April 28, 2020