ShamWow

1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink




"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
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When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.
Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow
by Sham_Man November 22, 2009
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Shamwowed

A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
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Shamwow

To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.

As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"

"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"

"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
by DVMWOW! April 01, 2009
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Shamwow

a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.

(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
by JokaSkullz September 01, 2008
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The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)
yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.
by Secretsandwich March 12, 2009
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(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
by c0llister May 02, 2009
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