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spreT kicked me out of a gym for the 50th time today!

spreT just caught a shiny skarmory.
spreT by MaryAnarchy February 7, 2021

Spetsnaz 

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.
Spetsnaz by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

jack sprat 

A guy who likes fat girls.
The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".
jack sprat by M. Jenny August 15, 2006

shower spaetzle 

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

Spetsnaz 

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
Spetsnaz by Dave September 8, 2004
In Argentina:
a) A stool, a turd, a pice of shit;
b) Someone bad, evil or traitorous; or
c) Something worthless, insignificant.
a) -(golpeando la puerta de un baño ocupado) Está ocupado?

-No, soy el sorete que aprendió a hablar.

- - - - - -

-(knocking on busy bathroom's door) -Is there anyone in there?

-No, I'm the turd who learnt how to speak.

b) "¡Ese tipo es un sorete mal cagado!"; That guy is a turd poorly shat; and

c) "¡Tu mamá no sabe un sorete!"; Your momma doesn't know shit!
sorete by Pablorth January 1, 2011