smuuck 

when you're not a bitch and smoke the devils lettuce but smuuck instead because you're not fucking gay

"if you smoke you a bitch smuuck everyday you feel me cuh."

smuuck by NotCorbinHavens May 22, 2018

Star smuck

An obnoxiously fanatical SiFi fan with little real life.

GAAAWD, Tyler is such a Star smuck, sitting in his room playing games all day!

Star smuck by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

smuckle

a smug chuckle

*smug intellectual smuckles*

smuckle by Thadd Ian November 11, 2018

Smuck Teams 

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

Smuck Teams by Tom May 15, 2004

Smuck

A person who acts foolish

Stop acting like a smuck.

Smuck by Soul_at_sea February 14, 2014

Smuckada 

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

Smuckada by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011