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Playing a duet on skinflutes 

Doug and Chad were playing a duet on skinflutes.

Skinflint 

One who is very reluctant to spend money even when it is clearly in one's best interest.
XC- We say you are a skinflint, a beggar for free samples, a knave on RC business. Wait, you!
Skinflint by Hal_Incandenza October 18, 2011

Skinflute 

Hey bitch, wanna play my skinflute?
Skinflute by Niggery Diggery Doc September 12, 2003

Skindoot 

Ungracefully skinny an unhealthy condition/body type
You should go to the gym your a skindoot
Skindoot by Ethan maher October 23, 2016

Skinflute 

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.
Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle
Skinflute by BigMonkey June 1, 2013

skinflint 

An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).
My uncle George will never help anyone out. He's too much of a skin
skinflint by Anonymous August 13, 2003