skart 

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

skart by Patleek January 12, 2009

skart 

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

skart by Belch July 20, 2008

skart 

While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.

"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"

skart by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009

skart 

When you fart and skeet at the same time.

Sorry honey, I skarted again.

skart by Brianisok January 9, 2008

skart 

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

skart by Patleek February 12, 2008

Skart 

When you have a stomach ache in school from holding in a fart all day.

Boy does my stomach hurt, I have a Skart.

Skart by Rat Boy 11 January 8, 2018

Skart 

Skart basically means that you will never know what skart means.

You are skart

Skart by Mnms and skarties November 16, 2019