Definitions by Belch

skart 

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

skart by Belch July 20, 2008

whore 

When a teaching assistant at the University of Minnesota fails to post their powerpoint comments on the course website.

'Maybe those comments are on the website, unless our T.A. was a whore!'

whore by Belch December 6, 2007