sextie 

a sextie is a person you do sexting with regularly.

“who are you sexting?” “oh it’s just my sextie”

sextie by haehyuck September 13, 2020

Sextie 

a sextie is your best friend, Bff, or your bestie. One of the two obviously thinks about sex too much, but despite that they are always there for each other thru the drama and the bullshit

KiKi and Amy Pie are sexties for life.

Sextie by KellyB April 21, 2008

Sextie 

"Sext your bestie call that a sextie"
When you sex your bestie

Gonna go sextie r

Sextie by Skl8888 June 16, 2022

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

sextillion 

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.

Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*

sextillion by rustyhookj July 8, 2004

Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.

Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.

Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021