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To suck in n sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way.
That skanky bitch loved to shlarve my dode.
Shlarve by Nut gobbler July 20, 2014

schnarvendargen 

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.
mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.
schnarvendargen by melsababe May 11, 2011

schlarving the doad 

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!
schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006
a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.
"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."
schlurve by markus smith May 8, 2008

Schlarper 

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
Schlarper by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches
Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage
schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010