schalitz 

A man who enjoys using onion like vegetables in a sexual manner.

That Schalitz is disgusting

schalitz by Wordmaker69420 April 18, 2017

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

Shalitz 

Another way of saying "shit"

Oh shalitz, I forgot my wallet!

Shalitz by thegirlwhoreallylikesyou July 5, 2011

schlitz shits 

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

schlitz shits by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

Beer schlitz by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005