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Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa 

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.
I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!
Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019

Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

Sakata Gintoki 

noun (from the manga/anime "Gintama" by Hideaki Sorachi); the main protagonist of the story. He is the founder of the Yorozuya (a freelance group) and is also a highly skilled samurai. In Yorozuya, he works with Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura. He enjoys eating sweet things and picking his nose in public. Other than the name 'Gintoki', he is also commonly referred to as Gin-chan or Gin-san. He has silver hair and a natural perm. He wears a black shirt and pants with red linings, and a white yukata (a summer kimono) with light blue patterns worn sloppily, draped over his left shoulder. His weapon of choice is usually a bokutou, a wooden katana, engraved with the word Touyako (or literally Lake Toya) on the handle, carried by his waist. During Joui wars, he was known as the legendary Shiroyasha (a.k.a. White Demon). According to Sorachi, Gintoki's name was based from Sakata Kintoki, also known as Kintaro, from a famous folk tale set in the Heian Perod. He does not like killing, willing to adapt his bushido to other people or the current times in order to avoid needless loss of lives which is the most probable reason for his carrying a wooden sword and not a real version. He is the target of the masochistic ninja stalker Sarutobi Ayame and he has a crush on the weather-girl Ketsuno Ana.
Sakata Gintoki's quote: "The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up."
Sakata Gintoki by yoruichi June 20, 2011

Santahatting

Over-explaining something that should be obvious or common knowledge.
Woody: "The girl was playing a ukulele. You know, the instrument that looks like a tiny guitar with 4 strings-"
Wilcox: "We all know what a ukulele is Woody, stop santahatting it!"
Santahatting by RoseyGirl25 November 4, 2021

Douchbag Santa 

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!
Douchbag Santa by First DB December 22, 2013