samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Samsungish 

of or relating to the Samsungish quality of a Samsung

My phone is being very Samsungish today. Her new haircut is very Samsungish. Your outfit is so Samsungish. It's not even Samsungishly funny!! That burp/fart was Samsungish!!

Samsungish by basic sister April 12, 2019

samsunger 

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

samsunger by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011

Brock Samson 

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.

Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

Brock Samson by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Samsonite 

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success

Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!

Samsonite by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019