phonitude 

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations

Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."

phonitude by Feartehcat May 31, 2015

poopitude 

when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

positude 

abbreviation for positive attitude

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"

positude by Anonitude October 17, 2006

Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

Popitude 

Popitude is a feeling, an inner desire. A desire to rip World Wrestling Entertainment off! Not to mention The National Network, "The New TNN." Sure, this is a total rip, but hey, thats the point.

A word popularized by www.WWEPopitude.com

Rab's new vid was totally full of Popitude!

Popitude by l33t April 17, 2004

Protitude 

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

Protitude by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

phonisode 

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.

1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"

phonisode by The Teek April 24, 2007