opener 

a gaping vagina in the state of arousal, ready for coitus; also known as a "girl boner." without an opener, lubricant is required for proper intercourse. coined in santa barbara, circa 1981.

I was ready to tap Natassia, but I could see she didn't have an opener - so I had to do an extra ten minutes of fingerblasting.

opener by teevizzle November 6, 2010

opener 

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

opener by dildo777 July 25, 2018

Opener 

When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.

Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!

The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.

Opener by CJ2daK October 18, 2008

opener 

some1 dat always stirs up trubble.

y did he hav 2 say dat hes sucj and opener

opener by clive the girl October 8, 2003

opener 

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

opener by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011

Opener 

The first move, action, or introduction that sets the tone for what follows. In music, it is the first song of a show. In gaming, it is the first move in battle. In conversation, it is the first line used to break the ice.

The band’s opener last night had the whole crowd hyped.

Opener by Ash_1101 September 10, 2025

jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.

Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.

jar opener by Opeener April 23, 2007