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Matriculate 

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.
Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.
Matriculate by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

matrickulate 

to finally complete the final year of school by using tricks or teacher's conspiracy .
after being dismissed one year , he matrickulated with his teacher help
matrickulate by yousef cool November 1, 2015

meticulate

Look how meticulate he is with washing his car.
meticulate by AimeeH November 4, 2015

Matriculation 

Admitted in a college or university.
I want to pass the matriculation to go to the Recreation and sports organizations.
Matriculation by BlackPohatu October 24, 2016

Matriculate 

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.
"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!
Matriculate by Lon November 14, 2005

Morsculate 

To excrete any type of fluid, anywhere
Dude, I just mopped, why did you have to morsculate everywhere!?
Morsculate by ra_starz_again October 8, 2010