morno 

short for morning.

One fine morno, he got defenestrated.

morno by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

morno 

An insult amongst friends

Daf Duc, you sound like a morno trying to describe morno to the world!

morno by sonusman December 16, 2004

morno 

self-deprecating reference, beyond moronic.

I'm such a morno, I can't even spell "moron."

morno by Daf Duc March 17, 2004

Morno 

A porno perfect to watch in the morning.

Jim love watching mornos.

Morno by zizzlezazzle September 8, 2018

morno 

A guy who gets more "no's" than "yes's" from the ladies.

Than sonusman's a total morno with the ladies.

morno by rattus norvegicus July 11, 2008

Morno 

When a person is so crazy that he seems like a non human, and ridiculously stupid
mixture of gonzo and moron

OR

When a porno's starting scene is a funeral
also see mournography

Holy shit dude. that guy just bought home brand cheese slices. WHAT A MORNO.
OMG, that guy is using treecko as his starter in ruby. what a funkin morno!

OR

holy shit, id like to see what that chick that guy just picked up at the funerals mother looked like! what a morno!

Morno by owen the leet cunt December 22, 2009

morno 

morno is to have sex in the jungle

Emma had morno with Chris on a sunny day.

morno by Nikk1 October 13, 2008