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Millennial Plans 

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment
Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
Millennial Plans by rtalati January 17, 2022

Millenium Force Braids 

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.
Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

Millennialtrash 

Ugh, he's so hot but he's also a millennialtrash

Millennihoe

A female (not gay) that has no man, not interested in getting a man, but will act like she likes you for your attention, has more men in the friend zone then she has real friends.
Look at that millennihoe, all them men she dumped in the friend zone are fucked up now.
Millennihoe by XGEN2.0 December 26, 2016

Millennimo 

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo
Millennimo by Davedale August 23, 2019

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018