masturboarding 

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

masturboarding by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

masterbearding 

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

masterbearding by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masturblading 

The act of masturbating while rollerblading.

To the horror of the now scarred onlookers, Steve was caught masturblading in Central Park.

Masturblading by DevourTheLiving June 23, 2008

Masturboating 

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

Masturboating by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

masturbarting 

The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.

I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!

masturbarting by Claratin October 23, 2006