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Massabait 

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.
"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."
Massabait by illiterati69 March 10, 2010

Massabate 

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.
Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.
Massabate by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

massabating 

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.
Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.
massabating by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

massabate 

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.
Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.
massabate by natoslug March 16, 2010

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas 

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas Is a Drug That Makes You Godly In Every Way

This is Fictional Of course
I Put Mashamba Maximomas Drogas on my car and it went Faster than light

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas 

fictional drug that makes you godly
hey man can you get me some Mashamba Maximomas Drogas