mancapped 

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill

It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!

mancapped by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010

Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandicapped 

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

Mandicapped by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

Mandicapped 

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

Mandicapped by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped 

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

Mandicapped by the epster July 8, 2010

mancapade 

this is a three step process
1: get wasted or just drink enough to have a good time
2: Meet women
3: hookup with women
NOTE: do this with friends to play wingman for you
and the point of a mancapade is to hookup with women you dont know so respect step 2

dude i was on a mancapade with Phil last night and i hooked up with this chick named lisa...she was fine...mancapading fuckin rocks

mancapade by isaacfuckinrocks January 12, 2008

maxcapper 

A maxcapper is someone who can top any story, anything you say you did he says he did it first, or he did it better, or his was bigger, or he made more money, or he caught the bigger fish. Usually a liar, and eager to start meaningless arguments. alt. Captain Max or Mr. MaxThat

That maxcapper told me he won two oscars when he heard I won a medal for eight years' service to the community. Who is he, Captain Max? Mr. Maxthat? Sir max a lot?

maxcapper by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004