manacondor

the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. Also a great band from milwaukee.

the manacondor's wings were flapping in the wind. I just saw an amazing band... I think they were called manacondor

manacondor by the one one November 9, 2006

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manaconda

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

manaconda by murkle September 21, 2005

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Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

Charming The Manaconda by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

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anacondor

The anacondor is widely considered to be the deadliest, most muthafuckin' badass animal in the world. It can kill you by thinking about it. In fact, you've probably been dead for a week, and didn't even know about it. The anacondor is a mixture of the most badass parts of the jungle-dwelling anaconda, and the ugly (but still awesome) condor. It can scratch your eyes out with its talons, or poison and strangle you with its long snake-like neck. Pwned!

Snakes on a plane? Who needs them to be on the plane when the anacondor can just fly up and own Samuel L. Jackson's shit. Daaaaaaamn, boy!

anacondor by Anacondor July 14, 2006