mackoo 

An awesome, sexy nickname for the name Michael

Mackoo is an awesome guy

mackoo by Wazzgood May 24, 2016

mackpot 

amalgam of man-jackpot.

1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.

1) For their first date, John brought Jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his Ferrari. Jane really hit the mackpot.

2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.

mackpot by Aimee J. September 28, 2009

Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.

Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.

Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016

Macbook

The ultimate flex.

Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"

Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

mackolism 

Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.

hey dude did you know i was baptised into mackolism

mackolism by halloweenghostly August 9, 2020

Jichael Mackson 

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.

Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.

Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021