lizington 

A fandom term refering to the relationship between the characters of Elizabeth and Norrington in Pirates of the Caribbean. Whether it be non-con, marital, one-sided or what have you.
See also: Elizington

This fic's pairing: Lizington
Lizington is my OTP, Sparrington is so overused.

lizington by silly_walk January 18, 2005

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Lexington Alarm Clock 

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

Lexington Alarm Clock by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Ken Livingstone

Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.

I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?

Ken Livingstone by Mileses April 26, 2006

Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Lamington Slammington by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

littington 

Another form of lit

Person 1: did you see the football game last night?
Person 2: yeah it was littington

littington by Sc: kalebmanciaz11 August 22, 2017

Lamingtons 

A tasty treat commonly found in Australia and New Zealand.

Lamingtons became very famous when australian vlogger natalie tran other wise known as communitychannel promised over a year ago that she would make a video about Lamingtons. Since then no sign of a lamingtons video which angers most of her viewers.

Nat where are my lamingtons.

Nat where the fuck are the lamingtons

Lamingtons video?

What the fuck its been over a year where is the lamingtons video.

Lamingtons by Communitychannelroxs May 25, 2010