lattern 

1. Idiotic asshole who does things for attention.

2. A douchbag

Jimmy was such a lattern when he spilled that drink on Sarah because she didn't want to dance.

lattern by caramel_gurl May 18, 2014

the latter 

when there is two decisions and you pick the second one.

Waitress: Would you like small or medium?

Little Billy: The latter please. (medium)

the latter by ashley nicole dox February 19, 2014

Crack O' Lantern 

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.

I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

Crack O' Lantern by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

Lanternpreneur 

A lanternpreneur is a kind of enterpreneur who is starting out a bit late, post 30s, but with his 'lantern of knowledge' accumulated during her/his preceding years.

Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.

Do you know Mark Malone? He's a Lanternpreneur

We are a network of Lanternpreneurs

Lanternpreneur by 27weeks March 2, 2021

boob-o-lanterns 

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

boob-o-lanterns by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Latter 

The second option of the two, but when stated sounds like a third option.

Steve: We can either use a boom lift or scissor lift to get up to there.

Chuck Norris: I prefer the latter.

Latter by Life lemons December 13, 2018