kirmit 

anouther word for cum, or wank

coming from the youtube video where kirmit the frog watches, and wanks, to the video 2girls1cup

man i g2g, beggin for a kirmit, ill brb

kirmit by joerooke June 13, 2008

Kirito is always right foundation 

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

Kirito is always right foundation by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015

Kimitudo 

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit 

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018