kappel 

One who would much rather use green telephones than a rope with two cans on the ends.

"Stupid kappel. Alex is stupid"

kappel by Alex Kappel March 20, 2008

Kapelka 

Gefilte fish - this was a mistake made by Q-Tip of A Tribe Called Quest in the song "What" off of The Low End Theory. You can hear the mistake around 37 seconds into the song. He says "What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..." - This mistake is pointed out on J.Period's Mixtape "J.Period Presents... The (Abstract) Best" (The Best of Q-Tip) on the track called "Behind the Scenes: What Is Kapelka? (f/Q-Tip)".

"What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..."

Kapelka by ReDsHy PaRa tRy November 15, 2009

Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.

The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.

Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012

koppel feelings 

It's a person being overly sensitive in a intimate relationship that's consists of sex only .They can also be sensitive in any form of a relationship.

Please don't Koppel feelings

koppel feelings by KiShiz April 22, 2017

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School 

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

Mark Keppel High School by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Leftover Koppel 

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.

"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."

Leftover Koppel by Dave Koppel July 28, 2008