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Jizz worthy

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!
Jizz worthy by O noes! May 29, 2009

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
Jizz Worthy by j_ball13 November 25, 2011

jizzworthy 

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.
Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..
jizzworthy by Ben November 1, 2006

Jizzworthy 

When an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting sex juice over.
Wow that new movie is so good its Jizzworthy

jizzworthy 

a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own classification. It is insulting to call a jizzworthy girl simply 'hot,' and your friends will probably shitkick you if you decide to use 'hot' to describe her
Guy 1:"Dude, that chick is hot."
Guy 2:"What the fuck? She's fuckin jizzworthy you moron, go fuck a dog before we beat your lily ass all the way to fucking Mexico."
Guy 1:"Dude, chill. I was just kidding, I already jizzed my pants."

jizzworthy 

A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.
"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"
jizzworthy by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006