jewgay 

Its when you jew someone out on runescape and make a bunch of upgrades so the game isnt enjoyable at all. Then make a 2007 version so everyone who has given up hope can rebuy membership in a desperate attempt to feel that one final rush of cash.

-Dat adrenaline spike

Zezima: Runescape wasted 10 years of my life.... I cant believe im coming back for round two.

Runescape player: Wow that sounds very jewgay

jewgay by jew to the gax September 17, 2013

jewgag 

An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.

Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...

jewgag by SilentS March 20, 2009

Jewgaze 

A style of music fusing a shoegaze sound with the stylistic elements and instrumentation of a klezmer band.

"Tel Aviv's thriving Jewgaze scene is driven by bands like My Bloody Mitzvah, Shabbat-driver, and the Manischewitz 3.

Jewgaze by Genre Conventions Are My Life September 16, 2010

jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgal 

Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.

Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!

Jewgal by DANNEL April 10, 2015

Jewgasm 

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

Jewgasm by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

jewray 

laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

jewray by yelsom8 March 15, 2008