j wood
j wood by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009
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to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
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'Dirty J-Wood'
The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
'Dirty J-Wood' by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009
J a y black wood
When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023