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hammerfasted 

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

hammerball 

I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

HammerRoll

To disguise a link to a video of MC Hammer singing "U Can't Touch This." Popularized from "RickRolling". See HammerRolled.com
After being hammerrolled for the third time that day, Pierre was dismayed to find that he had actually learned the words to the song.

hammerface 

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.
Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.
hammerface by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

Hammerballs 

While a man is receiving oral sex, it is the act of bruising a partner's chin as a result of violent, aggressive oral sex, whereby the testicles slap against the chin with such force, causing the bruising or tenderness of the partner's chin.
His ballbag slapping hard against his girlfriend's chin, Frank gave Sally hammerballs.
Hammerballs by Beer Whore September 28, 2010