gyllenhaalic 

obsessive fans of Jake Gyllenhaal.

She is such a Gyllenhaalic...she watches Donnie Darko at least 5 times a week.

gyllenhaalic by Jen Y December 18, 2005

gyllenhaalic 

Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.

Also a fanclub.

Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.

gyllenhaalic by ~dominique April 17, 2006

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

Gyllenhaaled 

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

Gyllenhaaled by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

jake gyllenhaal 

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

jake gyllenhaal by urmom28 November 17, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

Jake Gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008