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soysplaining 

Soysplaining:

is the act of a liberal trying to explain their superior cultural values to the common man

a Male feminist explaining to a woman how his opinion on things involving women was more valid

It's basically mansplaining from the nutless
Dude last night I had a dude write me a essay soysplaining how I was destroying the environment by eating a cheeseburger
soysplaining by M-K-S May 31, 2019

Giosplaining 

When you explain a meme, thus removing any and all elements of humor from said joke
Ethan: I dont get why these moth memes are considered funny
Gio: You see, the moth memes are funny because the moth likes light. So, therefore, any allusions to a light source arouse the moths. XD
Ethan: Wow, now it's even less funny. Thanks for giosplaining it to me.
Giosplaining by BIG MAN MALOOF October 29, 2018

gunsplaining 

Correction of technical inaccuracies or clarification of conflated or incorrect terms related to firearms.
Clarifying the difference between semi-automatic and fully automatic is gunsplaining.

Boysplaining 

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.
"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.

Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner
Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.
Godsplaining by Dorchid September 13, 2017

Gaysplaining 

When one gay person begins to explain something pertaining to the gay community, via mansplaining method, and the recipient is well aware the topic they are trying to explain.
Scott and I were out the other night and met this guy at a bar who was gaysplaining to us about gender identity.