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When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher
Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

Geordied 

When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.
"Here, met 2 irish bords in korfu, they got geordied like"
Geordied by Awight September 9, 2013

gordildo 

A large phallic gord used by a female to insert into her vagina to pleasure herself
Mary was so horny last night she went outside and got a 12 inch gordildo to pleasure herself with.
gordildo by djack199 September 11, 2011

Goldiedrunk 

So influenced by whisky or other forms of alcohol that you no longer are abel to talk or walk properly.

Norwegian expression.

Sometimes used in norwegian: "Gulli-drita" or "Goldie-dridas"
Listen, people. We need a bucket and cab ASAP. This guy is Goldiedrunk.
Goldiedrunk by Lt Webb January 5, 2011
A person who thrives on excitement and adventure and does not shy away from a challenge, very lucky with personal aspects of life. But when alcohol is consumed tends to head but people and dance moronically.
Man he's such a gordie!
Gordie by 2_Timer December 2, 2015