germalist 

Someone who reports on the most recent virus, bacteria, or mold that is currently plaguing society.

The germalist said that COVID-19 is spreading exponentially through the United States and that we need to contain the virus if we don't want our hospitals to be overwhelmed.

germalist by Eric Ha March 25, 2020

Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

Germlish 

A language made up of German and English, usually used by someone who doesn't know German fluently. English words are spoken with a German accent.

Person 1: Was bist du doing today?

Person 2: Are you speaking German or English?

Person 1: Nein, Ich bin speaking Germlish.

Person 2: *Worried expression on face*

Germlish by Kiro<33 January 8, 2009

Gemalis 

Usually a very "fun sized" person. Likes to party , but doesnt take it over the top. But when you first meet a Gemalis they tend to be very shy. Most Gemalis's like to be freaky, but only with one specific person. They are usually very hardheaded , but caring , like to laugh , and also they are very faithful , and loving. One more thing about a Gemalis is they are a very beautiful individual inside & out.

I met a Gemalis the other day , she didn't talk very much , but she was very pretty .

Gemalis by Swaggmachine November 7, 2012

germaris

A best friend who is sweet kind and isn’t afraid of people or the world someone you can trust

Germaris helped her friend with life problem and now the friend trusts her.

germaris by Trust the believer April 22, 2018

germanish 

A pretend language comprised of poorly pronounced or spelt German by a native English speaker. The word can be either thought of as partly german (hense the -ish) or a mixture between German and English (German-English with "engl" removed). Common attempted german words include sehr, grob (instead of groß) and anything you might expect to have learnt in a year at school.

Person1: Ish bin sehr grob. Mein kat izt grob. Ich kan nisht spreken doitsh...
Person2: That's not german, thats germanish.

germanish by teemee123 May 27, 2015

Gerbilist 

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

Gerbilist by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022