funky fingers 

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

funky fingers by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funky finger licken’ chicken 

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

funky finger licken’ chicken by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Uncle Funny-Fingers 

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.

My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

Uncle Funny-Fingers by MeatLoafJelly July 15, 2023

Funk Fingers 

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

Funk Fingers by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019

funny fingering 

Where somebody is trying to finger another person, has a hand spazzum which clicks their wrists and paralyzes the woman/ mans ass (chocolare fingers).

Gummy tried to finger his mum when he had a hand spazzum and it gave his mum extreme vaginal pain. This is an example of funny fingering.

funny fingering by TWATFACE333 October 30, 2007