fucmong

A fucmong is a try hard fuck boy who in the end will always fail. It's similar to calling someone a dildo because they try to be real but will always end up fake.

God you're such a fucmong

fucmong by WaffleC0ck July 23, 2016

funmonger 

Slang for a person who is selling fun, often with no regard for safety or sensibilities.

She was a shameless funmonger, selling pleasure to the most desperate of people, at the saddest of times.

funmonger by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

fuckmong 

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

fuckmong by paul May 13, 2004

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fudmonger 

One who spreads fear, uncertainty and doubt (fud) through propoganda, misdirection and/or shady marketing to fulfill a hidden agenda.

Absent any metrics or supporting facts, the fudmonger claimed to have lost 50% of his site traffic due to the redesigned website.

fudmonger by thisg1rl April 19, 2010

Fuckong 

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM

I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU

Fuckong by coperko May 10, 2017

furmongous trungus 

a word that is used to describe displeasure. basically a Euphemistic way of saying fuck.

brayden: hey aiden. you have 3 missed calls from your foreign mom
aiden: furmongous trungus

furmongous trungus by alvinsimp69 May 18, 2021