fucksmash

to absolutely decimate something down to its atomic level.

that muscly meatdick bro can hold a lemon between his tits, but if he flexes really hard, he can totally fucksmash it

fucksmash by groozbeh January 25, 2009

foksmash

The thing Kevin Magnussen does when he's let Gunther down

He does not foksmash my door

foksmash by Foksmasher69 January 20, 2021

fucksmith 

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

fucksmith by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

Fucksman 

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

Fucksman by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

Fuckstache 

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020