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Free Ball 

To approach an obstacle without preparing for it beforehand
person 1: "I heard you didn't study for the test" person 2: "I didn't have time, I had to Free Ball It"
Free Ball by JT3976 April 5, 2023

FREE-BALL'IN 

One who has/does not have any underwear on! Naked;Nude;Free!
To get the girls in class the like him.Mark told the girls,"I just came from gym last period,and I took a shower and now I'm free-ballin!"
FREE-BALL'IN by FLA CHIC July 21, 2004

free ball it 

To move furniture (or other heavy items) without the use of machine aid.
The lift is broken, so let's just free ball it down the stairs.

"Trollies broke, so gotta free ball it across the office or summin, I dunno."

free ball express 

When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.
Johnson is really hanging loose because he's riding on the free ball express!
free ball express by BitterB November 15, 2005

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts 

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

Free hour in the ball pit 

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!

Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?