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A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.
"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"
Freenis by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
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John Footpenis 

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.
Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
John Footpenis by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Footpenis 

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
Footpenis by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008
A big harry dick like the one that Raza Syed had in the classic movie Harold and Kumar 2: Escape to Guantanamo Bay.
The young boys furpenis got tangled up in the porn stars braces.
Furpenis by Morgan Brock March 19, 2009

Firepenis 

Used when you suspect/know that you are target of a scam involving money.
-Man, I got firepenised last night.
or
-I smell firepenis long way.
Firepenis by Cliff Banger November 25, 2005
A spontaneous impulse to take an immediate, unplanned action to a given situation, which in retrospect proves to be the most beneficial action for that given situation. It's what people feel when they say "something told me..." It's also referred to as a "hunch" or "gut feeling".
When I opened up the present and saw it was my favorite DVD, I understood why I felt the foresense a week earlier not to buy it for myself when I was at the store.
Foresense by JustCuri0us December 14, 2010