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flappity flap 

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.
I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.
flappity flap by stunk February 6, 2014
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flippity flappity 

1. A phrase used as a sentence filler when trying to remember a word.

2. A codename for a secret term, usually a place or action.

3. A word to describe bullshit, or something that's said to be true when it's really not.

4. Another word for excitement.
1. "I think he was being... uh... flippity flappity... discriminatory!"

2. "Let's go flippity flappity."

3. "That's a real load of flippity flappity."

4. "There's been a lot of flippity flappity on the news lately."

flippity flappity fuck 

Noun:

Being a complete idiot to a situation
Knowing what is going but ignoring the fact that you can do something about it

Being a bitch
Acting like a bitch
Talking like a bitch
Pretty much being a bitch coming out of the womb
Guy 1: Dude wanna go pick up bitches at the pool?
Guy 2: Nah I'm staying in its too hot outside.
Guy 1: Fuck you, Flippity Flappity Fuck!!!
Guy 2: I'm very sorry
Guy 1: GET OUTTA MY FACE YOU FUCK

flippity flap 

When your dick has multiple spasms and goes out of control just like when you finish up giving your boyfriend the biggest blow job ever.
Steven: I loved that blowjob but now my penizzle is flippity flapping.
Joe: You know how we do nigga slice.
flippity flap by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003
That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.
flappity by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

flappity cheeks 

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!

lappity flappity 

Zerberting the vagina
She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?
lappity flappity by cykofiend February 24, 2014