finger happy 

sticking your middle finger up at anybody for any reason you can possibly think of... fuck you!

me sticking my finger up at you you fucking assholes!! (finger happy)

finger happy by rhood May 26, 2006

Happy Finger 

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

Happy Finger by Zazbek January 1, 2013

Ol’ Happy Finger 

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

Ol’ Happy Finger by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.

Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.

Happy Hour Finger by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011

happy fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters excitedly when using instant messenger or chatting. Antonym of Angry fingers.

a_special_knome: OMG!! i so just won us tix to da WRPDtr!!
an_idiotic_haxor: OMG NOFKNGWAY!!! asfjklaj kjakfaskldhfkjhagkjjfdjkdl!!!
a_special_knome: gahhh!! happy fingers!! lkahsdfkahkjghakkafdahkjhkfajhakjh!!!!!

happy fingers by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

happy-time fingers 

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

happy-time fingers by VanWilderer February 22, 2011