fauxt 

fauxt : faux news alternative facts.

he tried trolling me with fauxts but it was easy enough to counter with real world facts.

fauxt by LeftIsMoreRight August 24, 2020

Faux Single 

Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.

He opted to remain faux single on Facebook.

Faux Single by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018

Faustina 

An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. She is not like any other, she's amazing. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks. She's a girl that laughs. And laughs..and laughs. A Faustina is when somebody is always doing something that you never expect or that is random, you just can't help but to laugh too.

Wow! She MUST be a Faustina!! She's just so incredible and amazing!!

Faustina by stefano nico October 21, 2014

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Mr. Fauntroy 

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

Mr. Fauntroy by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015

faux-hemian 

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.

That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.

faux-hemian by ealanm October 27, 2007