fartophobe Share definition Flag A person who has an irrational fear of farts. A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me! B: Don't be such a fartophobe! fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the fartophobe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch