Everclear
Everclear by Starchylde May 14, 2016
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195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.
My roommate drank ten straight shots of everclear last night, and now he's not waking up
He's dead, you dumb fuck
He's dead, you dumb fuck
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Everclear
AKA "Gas Outta Satan's Ass." This drink is fuckin' illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chick's tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.
Everclear by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009
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everclear
A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof)
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.
Eddy: Dude! Last night after you passed out you got up, undid your pants, attacked everyone in the room, sat on Jerit's head, and beat Travis! We had to hold you down and put you back on the couch!
Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!
Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.
Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O
Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!
Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.
Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O
Everclear
There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of it's high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.
Bob: Dude. What happened last night? (after waking up with a massive headache.)
Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...
Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...