The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Doul's actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.
Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.
Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?
Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.