doucheon

Someone who sucks at life.

Colby and Josh are major doucheons!

doucheon by AshleyAZ84 February 22, 2009

Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.

Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat

Doucheon by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009

Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.

Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Douchenigger 

A combination between a "douchebag" and a "nigger". A horrible insult to call someone.

Hey look at that douchenigger over there!

Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

Douchenose 

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014