douchBaguette 

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )

Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette

douchBaguette by vertigo February 8, 2006

douchBaguette  

1. n. A loaf of crusty French bread crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

1. n. A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge.

'Tseh douchBaguette est very delicioux today, non? AUHAUHAU, I need a cigarette, stupid Americans.

douchBaguette by Babbo June 26, 2008

Internet Douchbaguette 

1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com

Internet Douchbaguette by Teflon55 May 19, 2009

douchebagette 

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

douchebagette by whatsupguy May 28, 2010

douchebaguette 

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

douchebaguette by Cat D May 13, 2012

Douchebaguette 

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

Douchebaguette by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

douchebaguette 

A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.

douchebaguette by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010