1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 8, 2006
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1. n. A loaf of crusty French bread crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

1. n. A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge.
'Tseh douchBaguette est very delicioux today, non? AUHAUHAU, I need a cigarette, stupid Americans.
by Babbo July 11, 2008
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1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
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