dilcher 

A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt

Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!

dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017

El Dilcher

It means that I am The Dilch Commander, no one rules the Dilch like me, not you, not some other little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!

Random Dilch Victim #1: Ah... shit here comes El Dilcher.

Random Dilch Victim #2: Holy Fuck dude!

-THERE'S A STRUGGLE

Random Dilch Victim #1: Damn man I've never been dilched like that before.

Random Dilch Victim #2: If you hold your breath for forty-five seconds, release and say El Dilcher Rules it seems to help.

El Dilcher by DeboXXX May 19, 2007

ditcher 

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

ditcher by ditcher July 23, 2006

ditcher 

Someone that ditches/leaves their friends.
Also, someone that backs out of plans that they arrange.

Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.

ditcher by Jules W. February 8, 2012

MSN Ditcher 

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

MSN Ditcher by andale524 October 14, 2009

Ditcher 

A Medieval person that digs ditches...

The Medieval ditcher was doing his job

Ditcher by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012

ditchermcditcherson 

the flakiest of flakes, the one that goes ghost the most and with the dumbest of excuses for why they ditched

there goes that damn ditchermcditcherson Billy, gone again.

ditchermcditcherson by DawnNichole#1* January 27, 2020