dilche 

(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)

President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.

dilche by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006

dilcher 

A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt

Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!

dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017

Dilcue 

Dilcue is the reverse of "Euclid" the early Greek founder of geometry. Typically this phrase is used as a name to insult someone for doing things backwards or completely improperly without regard for logic and reason.

This phrase is becoming increasing common, and is equivalent to calling someone a "dipshit" in an educated, yet geeky sense.

At the turn of the millennium, late 2000, this phrase became popular with older high school math teachers who had the desire to insult their students' failings with nonsensical jargon. This phrase, of course, sounds much dirtier than intended and caught on with attentive students.

"Chris you Dilcue! You installed the flux capacitor upside-down!"

"He played that banana like an electric guitar?? What a Dilcue!"

Dilcue by Schvivitz April 22, 2009

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

snitches end up in ditches by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Discheese 

to displease, anger, or upset

It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.

Discheese by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021

ditcher 

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

ditcher by ditcher July 23, 2006

Kitchen Ditchen 

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.

I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it

Kitchen Ditchen by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011